You know how???
Here is my funda...
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.
Need grain?
Eat chicken.
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for me?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets...
So..... here you go.....
PS: But... sheeesh! Reality continues to ruin my life... I need to start my Aerobics atleast from monday...
I just hope
I get up at 5,
I get up and dont feel lazy and go back to sleep,
I get up, dont feel lazy, but feel I'm not overweight and I dont need any aerobics,
I get up, dont feel lazy, dont feel i'm not overweight, but feel its anyway 10th and let me start from next month,
I get up, dont feel any of these, but dad is sleeping and he dioest feel like getting up, (he is my escort)
I get up, get ready, and it shouldnt rain..
mannn, how many parameters control me... and you people tell I dont work out????
sighhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okey okey, I'm going from monday... YES ... PAKKA!!!!!
26 comments:
Did you mean ... 'moti' "weighting" factors?
PS: Too much google, do you think? :D
ha ha ha.... Right!!!
and its a 'fact' ;-)
PS: wteverrrrrrrrr :D
or 'moti' ' waiting....' :->
hiiiiiiiiiiiii seno,
er.. sounds familiar???? ;-)
How strange.. People are not happy!!! some want to loose weight... Some want to gain weight!!!!
While eating just EAT!!!... you will be atleast happy... DOnt have to give so many stories he he
haha!
Loved this post!!!
and I completely agree with the shape bit...round is a shape;-)
p.s:- Didnt know coco beans was a veggi!!!
hey khush,
i liked the post.
but i didnt like the first line :-(
i am a pakka veggie...
Wow, What a 'Moti'-vating blog, loved it very much. Wit, Wittier, Wittiest? :)
(In background a old radio Plays this song " O, Monday kabhiii tho ayegi... ")
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howdu bhatta correctuuu :D
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thanks ekta,
PS: Er.... lets leave it at that ;-)
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Hi some other anonymous,
yeah.. save the animals :)
PS: guess I know you... :)
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thanks prashanth :)
PS: will reply tomorrow.. er.. were you talking about procrastination :D :P
i remember my cousin once asked our grandmother
" granny you are the most luckiest in the world" you have no homework, no work, no commitments.. you are so free with no worries.. all you do is
you eat and sleep
you sleep after eating
and still you say - you have lot of worries..
hey vaishnav , i guess your cousin will tell the same to me too :D
Get a EXPENSIVE gym membership. That way, your mind and your mom - both will be after your ass first thing in the morning !!
LOL, yekdum foolproof !
-PeAcE
--WiTh
---GuNs
er.... guns, yeah!
Hmm...What to say...Just awaiting your next post about your experiences in doing AEROBICS....lol...-)
khush,
could you explain that?
he he, sure, contended :)
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some other anonymous, (please keep a short form for your name)
Ya... seems like I know you...:-?
The perils of staying fit!! *Sigh.. I still cannot believe that I joined the most hep gym in town and went for just 3 weeks.
Go, get up and get fit
:(
Hye,
Thx for the "foods are fried in vegetable oil piece"!!!
Now I know what answer to give my wife every time I get strange stares for eating junk food!:-)
Hilarious post though!
hey khush!
if u know anybuddy called RITU,
then maybe u know me.
btw: u r the the only khushi i know :)
(hey that last sentense is cool right?)
me, (strange to refer you by this name(??))
I'm clever.. I dint go for a posh gym to start with ;-) [so much confidence that i'm gonna leave;-)]
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anand , even she has something to tell you here... just check a couple of comments up ;-)
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some other anonymous,
oh... not sure :-|
er.. which last sentense?
its ulta for me:)
i need a couple of pounds more...
:) So there are so many people like me?!! Great! In my case, I am trying desperately to gain some weight. It turns up that I am only getting more desperate so signs of getting any weight!!
now my colleague is telling me that
endevourme
sigh!!!
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hari
double sigh!!!
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KnownStranger,
glad I'm not alone ;-)
eat sleep its one lpvely thing to do in life :) how i wish i could do it all the time!
lol!! I am waiting for THAT Monday too;-)for some reason I found tuesday after every Sunday;-)
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