December 12, 2005

Neal n Nikki....err.... shall I say Crap and Creepy


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Yes, this was just the reaction while I watched the movie...

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh, what a pathetic movie it was…
Our hero is planning to get married in 21 days and plans to spend the last few days of his kuvarapan(?) in an interesting(!!!) way... So, he is on a desperate hunt for some ‘hot chicks’ as he puts it... and here comes our errrrrr heroine... I wonder how many days this lady has starved to get the right (?) curves… She’ll convince him that she’d help him in his ‘mission’, if he acts as her BF for few days just to make her Ex-BF feel jealous and get back to her… and the same thing happens and this lady dumps his Ex-BF who is now back just to satisfy her EGO….. Now it’s the pay back time for her to do something for our Hero... but by now our Mr Hero has realized that if he ever wants to spend some quality time, that should be with our heroine. And ya, they spend a night together and that is it… they realize they are in ‘looooooooooooove’ and eventually they get married after some more funny scenes…

arghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you call this a story, here is the acting bit.
Tanisha yells all the time at the top of her voice, and you need some time to realize if shez crying or laughing. Those skimpy dresses she wears no where look sensuous, but just look damn cheap. Uday tries to imitate sharukh at times, and his lipstick looks damn irritating.

I wonder what message our Mr.Director was trying to give. I mean did he intend to say there is nothing wrong in having Physical relation before marriage? Or if you have a physical relation, then you’ll have to marry that person alone? Or only after you have some physical intimacy, you can love someone?

Duh!!!!
Today’s youth are as it is confused souls when it comes to putting their own feelings under the heading of whether Crush/Infatuation/Love/Lust. And such crappy movies give another dimension to the whole thing. what values are we spreading across, DAMN!!!!

23 comments:

Jay said...

Maybe U shud try "Kneel and Pray' such movies are not made again! ;-)

Shikha said...

i didnt have any plans to watch that movie anyway..even the trailers were an eye(and ear)sore...they try to use a new,'daring' theme but in the end like all 'good',traditional indians they marry each other

Anonymous said...

Hehehehe... may i ask you onething??? were'nt you informed about all this before u entered into the cinema hall??? atleast some hint???
Well india is a democratic country... freedom of expression you see and the same india abuses every little bit of freedom available!!!
Now if these kind of movie does well in the theaters... who has to be blamed???

Canary said...

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Khushi said...

#Jay,
you are right :-|

#Shikha,
Exactly, they try too much bindaas, and atlast add some masala to sell the movie... :-/


#hemanth,
It was just the second day and not many reviews were out b4 that :-|
well, I dont think people's taste has stooped down to that level to buy such movies..

#canary,
Thanks :)

Nishu said...

thanks for great review :) u r humorous.

this Crush/Infatuation/Love/Lust funda is to make the things/feelings simple to categorize..haha, i wonder what do u/people call it if a boy just have a passerby,err admiring look at a passerby gal ??

I read somewhere..Praise beauty as its the cursive writing of god! I wonder if all people's stance fall in this, but certainly, quite a few fall in this category. (^_^)

Shikha said...

you changed the pic?this one's better:)

Khushi said...

#Nishu,
//thanks for great review :) u r humorous.

well, thanks if thatz a compliment :)

err...If i'm not wrong i've not spoken about 'Beauty' anywhere... was just wondering what you are trying to say!

#Shikha,
yes, so changed ;-)

kannan udayarajan said...

you seem really angry...

I guess we can't expect much from Bollywood...throughout its history 90 % of the films it churned out had stupid storylines and , "beyond the comprehension", CLimaxes..
the real blame lies with the audiences who made such movies big hits...

Neal n Nikki is just another one...

Naveen said...

This is the very reason why you must read the reviews before watching such flicks. Now see, after reading your review, I will never think about watching this one :)

Hey, btw, it is a nice review!

Kiran said...

Thanx thought of taking out time to watch that.

Donno how the movie is, but the song Neal n Nikki(the naughty mix) was good.
Wat say?

Nishu said...

//err...If i'm not wrong i've not spoken about 'Beauty' anywhere... was just wondering what you are trying to say!

haha.. u mentioned "Crush/Infatuation/Love/Lust" ?? I thought it from boyz point of view and hence beauty, i shud have thought it from ALL 's point of view..may be then unintentionally, i wud have made it tough to comprehense and even tougher to trace back if u asked me later what it is..!! Both the gender have different criterion for selection! Sometimes, differences arise in between a gender also. Nothing new, i guess. (^_^)

Khushi said...

#Kannan,
Ya, mebbe u r right!

#Naveen,
Hey, thanks!!
But u know wt, Times has given 3 stars for this.... duh!!!!!!!!

#Rik,
Try at ur own risk, but later dont say no1 warned u b4... ;-)

#Nishu,
(^_^)

Khushi said...

#Vikram,
ya, big time!!! :-/

Rays Of Sun said...

hey that girls face looks cute:)
me here for the first time!
Hii!

Khushi said...

#Vikram,
he he,
ya, looked like your past few blogs were completely dedicated to the biggest 'inspirational phenomenon of ur life' (;-))... so had to dig up more to see 'other' blogs :)
Thx for blogrolling me :)

#ROS,
a big hellooooooooooooo,
thx 4 visiting....
hey, ur profile pic looks very neat! :)

Rays Of Sun said...

Khushi!
Thank you:)
Thats me facing the sun..the most inspiring celestial object to me:)

Anonymous said...

Kushi....
Dont you feel that pic is too cute for such a horrendous movie...I haven't read/heard such awfull reviews on an indian cinema...

D said...

Well only question is from where you find pics of such sweet kids?...lol, as again god efforts, abt movie & Society....they gt beter pppl to take care off!!

Khushi said...

#ROS,
hmm, thats nice :)
My hero is always moon... but ya I do like to admire sun when he sets, thats a real eye candy :)

#hemanth,
ha ha ha ha....
ya, I know its too cute for it ;-)

#D,
They are my childhood pics..
=)) okey I know its too much to take =))

Khushi said...

#Vikram,
ha ha ha =))

PS: I guess ur expression meant anything other than :X (;-))

R said...

thats why i never went for the movie! its promos were so irritating too! typical yash raj crap!

Khushi said...

#Rohit,
Crap... yes... thatz wt it is...